1 00:00:08,288 --> 00:00:11,444 This is ridiculous, I can't circle anymore. 2 00:00:11,655 --> 00:00:13,393 Somebody leave! 3 00:00:14,399 --> 00:00:16,432 Hey, I think that guy's putting a bag in his car. 4 00:00:16,644 --> 00:00:18,760 - Is he getting out? - I don't know. Let me ask. 5 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,091 Are you coming out? 6 00:00:21,299 --> 00:00:24,622 Can we-? Yeah, can we get in there? Can we get in-? 7 00:00:24,833 --> 00:00:26,535 Hey, he's waving me off. 8 00:00:26,745 --> 00:00:28,318 He had his keys out and everything. 9 00:00:28,533 --> 00:00:30,980 He had leaving-the-spot body language. 10 00:00:31,193 --> 00:00:33,061 You tease! 11 00:00:35,309 --> 00:00:38,051 Hey, look, way up there, a space. 12 00:00:38,260 --> 00:00:40,211 I'm going for it. 13 00:00:40,463 --> 00:00:41,952 Oh, no. The Lincoln's taking it. 14 00:00:42,168 --> 00:00:43,870 Oh, she ain't there yet, baby. 15 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,279 This is a one-way. You're going the wrong way down a one-way. 16 00:00:46,491 --> 00:00:48,193 - I'm betting she'll brake first. - No! 17 00:00:48,403 --> 00:00:50,472 Oh, my God, Carrie, no! My God! 18 00:00:53,724 --> 00:00:55,343 What a rush. 19 00:00:56,468 --> 00:00:58,288 Let's shop. 20 00:01:17,461 --> 00:01:20,025 Oh, my God, this is a nightmare. 21 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:25,440 Let's just get in and out of here as quickly as we can, all right? 22 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:28,097 Hey, you got some quarters? 23 00:01:28,310 --> 00:01:31,833 Honey, please, don't start with the crappy gum from the machines. 24 00:01:32,052 --> 00:01:33,210 Here, I have gum in my purse. 25 00:01:33,465 --> 00:01:34,871 No, I don't want a stick of gum. 26 00:01:35,086 --> 00:01:37,155 I want a ball of gum. 27 00:01:37,414 --> 00:01:39,033 All right, just one. 28 00:01:39,243 --> 00:01:41,276 Promise me you're not gonna complain if it's white. 29 00:01:41,530 --> 00:01:43,562 - Promise. Yeah. - You promise? All right. 30 00:01:44,398 --> 00:01:46,716 Look at that, there's Richie. Look at that. 31 00:01:48,222 --> 00:01:51,379 - Hey. How's it going, man? - I'm just trying to get out of here. 32 00:01:51,839 --> 00:01:53,577 So you guys got a big Thanksgiving planned? 33 00:01:53,834 --> 00:01:55,111 No, thank God. 34 00:01:55,331 --> 00:01:58,027 Just a long weekend with nothing to do except the three F's: 35 00:01:58,241 --> 00:02:02,852 - Food, football and... making love. - Right. 36 00:02:03,063 --> 00:02:04,091 What are you doing, Rich? 37 00:02:04,352 --> 00:02:06,137 Yeah, my mother's having like 700 people over. 38 00:02:06,347 --> 00:02:10,284 She asked me to pick up a few things, but this line ain't moving. 39 00:02:10,670 --> 00:02:11,829 Hey, line three looks good. 40 00:02:12,084 --> 00:02:13,454 I just came from line three. 41 00:02:13,663 --> 00:02:15,696 If I go back now, I'm gonna look like an idiot. 42 00:02:16,116 --> 00:02:17,735 Yeah, well, good luck, Rich. Come on, hon. 43 00:02:17,945 --> 00:02:20,641 - Yeah, happy Thanksgiving. - Yeah, whatever. 44 00:02:20,938 --> 00:02:24,710 Excuse me. I only have a few things. Can I get ahead of you? 45 00:02:31,622 --> 00:02:33,572 Dad? What are you doing? 46 00:02:33,783 --> 00:02:36,064 Just taking in the scenery. 47 00:02:38,647 --> 00:02:41,638 Douglas, check it out. 48 00:02:41,848 --> 00:02:44,590 - You like what you see? - Yeah, she's pretty sweet. 49 00:02:45,506 --> 00:02:49,573 Oh, what I wouldn't give to be invisible for two minutes. 50 00:02:49,829 --> 00:02:53,234 Okay, I don't know what that means, but, come on, I wanna get out of here. 51 00:02:53,487 --> 00:02:55,805 Now, stay by my side. Doug, go for snacks and soda. 52 00:02:56,065 --> 00:02:58,016 I know them both well. 53 00:03:00,596 --> 00:03:02,960 So, Dad, this is- 54 00:03:03,173 --> 00:03:05,951 Would you stop it. 55 00:03:06,166 --> 00:03:07,703 This is gonna be fun, huh? 56 00:03:07,912 --> 00:03:11,732 Having a little Thanksgiving dinner, just the three of us, don't you think? 57 00:03:11,986 --> 00:03:13,889 - I guess so. - Come on, it'll be quiet. 58 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:15,761 We'll get to relax a little bit. 59 00:03:16,018 --> 00:03:17,508 What are these? 60 00:03:17,723 --> 00:03:20,383 Those are our Thanksgiving meals. 61 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:23,039 - TV dinners? - All right, Dad, could you stop it? 62 00:03:23,252 --> 00:03:25,734 We're gonna have a lovely Thanksgiving dinner. 63 00:03:25,954 --> 00:03:27,821 I mean, look at the label. What does that say? 64 00:03:28,032 --> 00:03:29,983 "A lovely Thanksgiving dinner. " 65 00:03:30,194 --> 00:03:32,854 You think they could put it on there if it wasn't true? No. 66 00:03:33,353 --> 00:03:36,014 I'm sorry. I was just assuming you were gonna cook. 67 00:03:36,180 --> 00:03:37,717 You know, since your mother used to make 68 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:41,614 such a big, beautiful meal every year. 69 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:45,898 I know, Dad, but Mom was a great cook. 70 00:03:46,115 --> 00:03:48,184 I defrost. That's what I do. 71 00:03:50,023 --> 00:03:51,677 The way she'd get up at dawn, 72 00:03:51,893 --> 00:03:57,119 start peeling and dicing and shucking... 73 00:03:57,339 --> 00:03:59,125 Every burner going. 74 00:03:59,709 --> 00:04:03,279 You'd walk into that house, you know what it would smell like? 75 00:04:03,492 --> 00:04:05,029 It would smell like love! 76 00:04:07,316 --> 00:04:09,432 But these are fine. 77 00:04:09,644 --> 00:04:12,718 Okey-dokey, Dad. Let's go pick out a turkey. 78 00:04:12,969 --> 00:04:16,374 Really? What made you change your mind? 79 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:19,286 Sorry. 80 00:04:20,826 --> 00:04:22,729 Sorry. 81 00:04:56,161 --> 00:04:57,780 Doug? 82 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,479 Doug Heffernan. I thought that was you. 83 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:03,429 Hey... guy. 84 00:05:03,643 --> 00:05:06,718 How have you been? Still driving the delivery truck? 85 00:05:06,969 --> 00:05:11,450 Yeah. Yup, yup, yeah. You still doing your crazy thing? 86 00:05:11,957 --> 00:05:13,494 Yeah, you know. Same old, same old. 87 00:05:13,703 --> 00:05:15,240 All right. Well, fantastic. Take it easy now. 88 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:17,352 - Hey. - Yeah? 89 00:05:18,442 --> 00:05:21,433 Thanksgiving. Gotta love the holidays. 90 00:05:21,685 --> 00:05:25,751 Oh, can't argue with that. Cannot argue. And I won't. 91 00:05:26,465 --> 00:05:29,126 It's been a while. You look good. 92 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:31,951 So do you. 93 00:05:32,992 --> 00:05:34,694 Are you going this way? Can we talk? 94 00:05:34,946 --> 00:05:36,896 Actually, I need to go find the snack aisle, so- 95 00:05:37,107 --> 00:05:41,044 - That's where I'm going. Come on. - Okay, great. Yeah, okay. 96 00:05:45,297 --> 00:05:47,614 Only two turkeys left? 97 00:05:49,246 --> 00:05:51,527 I'll bet that one didn't give up without a fight. 98 00:05:51,740 --> 00:05:53,525 Probably took someone with him. 99 00:05:53,735 --> 00:05:56,396 - Give me a hand. - No, no, no. Dad, no. 100 00:05:56,604 --> 00:05:58,093 This one's fine. 101 00:05:58,350 --> 00:05:59,461 That one? 102 00:06:00,802 --> 00:06:03,001 All right. All right, we'll get the big one. 103 00:06:03,213 --> 00:06:04,206 That's my girl. 104 00:06:04,419 --> 00:06:05,991 Okay, help me out. Ready? On three. 105 00:06:06,206 --> 00:06:09,446 One, two, three. Go, go, go. 106 00:06:13,315 --> 00:06:15,182 You know, as long as we're getting the big one, 107 00:06:15,393 --> 00:06:17,675 we should invite your Uncle Howard and Aunt Margie. 108 00:06:17,888 --> 00:06:19,755 They were just going to a diner. 109 00:06:19,966 --> 00:06:22,662 Howard and Margie? I don't want them to come over. 110 00:06:22,876 --> 00:06:24,578 They're nuts. 111 00:06:24,788 --> 00:06:28,560 We were with them last year. They're wonderful Thanksgiving companions. 112 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:31,728 Dad, she hit him over the head with a telephone. 113 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:35,384 They're passionate. That's what keeps their marriage alive. 114 00:06:35,638 --> 00:06:38,038 - All right, invite them. - And their nieces too. 115 00:06:38,506 --> 00:06:40,658 What, they shouldn't all be together for Thanksgiving? 116 00:06:40,876 --> 00:06:43,359 They raised those girls! 117 00:06:44,825 --> 00:06:46,941 Okay, Dad. You remember we had that little discussion 118 00:06:47,153 --> 00:06:50,557 about your inside voice and your outside voice? 119 00:06:51,726 --> 00:06:52,718 Yeah. 120 00:06:53,305 --> 00:06:57,041 All right, so it's us, Howard and Margie, the nieces. Anybody else? 121 00:06:57,296 --> 00:07:00,736 Just one step cousin you never met. And his nurse. 122 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:03,318 Nurse, right. Should have figured. 123 00:07:03,532 --> 00:07:07,138 Don't worry your pretty little head, honey. I'm gonna help you out. 124 00:07:07,356 --> 00:07:09,177 I saw some nice gherkins in aisle four. 125 00:07:09,393 --> 00:07:11,674 - I'm gonna go grab them. - Okay. 126 00:07:17,998 --> 00:07:20,563 Clean up on aisle four. 127 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:23,274 - Hey. - Hey. 128 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,974 Want a grape? 129 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,139 Okay. 130 00:07:28,349 --> 00:07:29,720 What, are you nervous? 131 00:07:29,929 --> 00:07:31,418 Well, honey, we didn't pay for this. 132 00:07:31,633 --> 00:07:34,411 It's fine. There's no wrapper. Everyone knows the naked food is free. 133 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:36,076 Trail mix? 134 00:07:37,785 --> 00:07:41,521 Excuse me, anything from a barrel, also free. 135 00:07:41,776 --> 00:07:44,259 So you've pretty much been shoplifting this whole time? 136 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,719 No. Actually, I ran into a guy I know. 137 00:07:47,139 --> 00:07:49,338 Or at least he knows me. I couldn't place him. 138 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:51,335 Well, why didn't you just ask him who he was? 139 00:07:51,545 --> 00:07:54,489 I couldn't. Before I had a chance to ask, we were too deep into the conversation. 140 00:07:54,746 --> 00:07:57,737 I missed that "who are you again?" window. 141 00:07:58,446 --> 00:07:59,557 Hey, what's with the turkey? 142 00:07:59,776 --> 00:08:01,561 I thought you were gonna go with TV-dinner deals. 143 00:08:01,771 --> 00:08:06,217 They were not TV dinners, they were fresh and lovely, 144 00:08:06,427 --> 00:08:08,957 but I decided to cook a meal instead. 145 00:08:09,212 --> 00:08:12,368 You? You don't do that. 146 00:08:12,621 --> 00:08:15,647 Okay, I haven't so far, but that doesn't mean I can't. 147 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:19,516 I mean, if I put my mind to it, I can mash, shuck and jive and all that. 148 00:08:19,729 --> 00:08:21,349 - Don't you think? - Absolutely. 149 00:08:22,515 --> 00:08:24,666 Can I get some TV dinners just as a backup? 150 00:08:24,926 --> 00:08:26,463 Come on, I got everything I need here. 151 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:30,029 I got my stuffing mix, my scalloped-potato mix, 152 00:08:30,247 --> 00:08:32,398 my vegetable-medley mix, pumpkin-pie mix... 153 00:08:32,616 --> 00:08:35,939 Stay out of aisle four. It's a disaster area. 154 00:08:36,274 --> 00:08:38,060 Stuffing from a box? 155 00:08:38,270 --> 00:08:39,807 Your mother'd turn over in her grave. 156 00:08:41,969 --> 00:08:45,292 Canned cranberry sauce? She'd turn over again. 157 00:08:45,711 --> 00:08:47,862 At least that would put her back in the right position. 158 00:08:53,235 --> 00:08:57,432 Okay, Dad. I guess I'm cooking from scratch. 159 00:09:06,537 --> 00:09:10,357 Excuse me. Do you have any magazines with recipes for, 160 00:09:10,570 --> 00:09:13,514 I don't know, an entire Thanksgiving dinner for ten people? 161 00:09:14,976 --> 00:09:18,831 We did have some cooking magazines, but it looks like we're all sold-out. 162 00:09:20,422 --> 00:09:24,701 Do you know how to cook an entire Thanksgiving dinner for ten people? 163 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,188 Okay, thanks a lot. 164 00:09:29,401 --> 00:09:32,309 Excuse me, I'm making a chestnut stuffing. 165 00:09:32,519 --> 00:09:35,344 Do you know where I might be able to find chopped chestnuts? 166 00:09:35,595 --> 00:09:37,912 - Aisle 12. - Thank you. 167 00:09:45,863 --> 00:09:48,062 Richie? What'd you do? Go home and come back? 168 00:09:48,274 --> 00:09:49,893 No, I haven't checked out yet. 169 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:51,888 Lady in front of me had a million coupons, 170 00:09:52,098 --> 00:09:53,504 so I hopped over to this line, 171 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:56,705 but it turns out this cashier's a freaking trainee. 172 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,539 She already cried twice. 173 00:09:58,791 --> 00:10:00,612 Maybe you should jump lines again. 174 00:10:00,828 --> 00:10:05,391 Maybe. I just don't trust my instincts anymore. 175 00:10:07,396 --> 00:10:09,796 Hey, look. Mike Milobsky. 176 00:10:10,056 --> 00:10:13,083 - We went to high school with that guy. - Oh, that's right. Look at that. 177 00:10:13,299 --> 00:10:15,746 Employee of the month. Good for him. 178 00:10:15,959 --> 00:10:20,358 Is it good or is it... sad? 179 00:10:20,782 --> 00:10:21,774 I don't know. 180 00:10:21,987 --> 00:10:23,808 Assistant manager of Meats. 181 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,554 He's not even a head meat guy. 182 00:10:27,308 --> 00:10:28,797 It's a nice picture though, right? 183 00:10:30,758 --> 00:10:32,544 I gotta go. 184 00:10:36,121 --> 00:10:37,527 Doug. 185 00:10:37,742 --> 00:10:41,643 Hey again... hombre. 186 00:10:41,899 --> 00:10:44,464 We reconvene in aisle nine. 187 00:10:46,472 --> 00:10:49,037 Hair relaxer. There it is. Now I got what I need. All right. 188 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:51,125 - Hey, Doug. - Yeah? 189 00:10:51,377 --> 00:10:53,198 I'm glad I ran into you again. 190 00:10:53,414 --> 00:10:55,861 I just couldn't leave things the way we left them back there. 191 00:10:56,075 --> 00:10:58,190 "Hi, hi," like everything's fine. 192 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,645 You couldn't? 193 00:11:00,855 --> 00:11:04,756 I don't wanna drudge up the past, but what happened between us... 194 00:11:04,971 --> 00:11:06,921 I just feel like we never got any closure. 195 00:11:08,338 --> 00:11:11,246 Really? Because, actually, I'm pretty closed. 196 00:11:11,455 --> 00:11:13,441 At least until after the holidays. 197 00:11:14,781 --> 00:11:16,602 You always could make me laugh. 198 00:11:17,816 --> 00:11:19,636 Hey, look, I know this is stupid, 199 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:22,052 but let me give you some money. Just as a gesture. 200 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,422 And then we'll call it square. 201 00:11:23,635 --> 00:11:25,586 No, no, no. Come on. 202 00:11:25,839 --> 00:11:29,279 I insist. I'm writing you a cheque right now. 203 00:11:29,663 --> 00:11:33,482 Where-? I don't see your name on those. 204 00:11:33,695 --> 00:11:35,728 Oh, it's a new account. These are temporary cheques. 205 00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:37,216 But they're good, I promise. 206 00:11:37,437 --> 00:11:38,548 How much do you think is fair? 207 00:11:38,892 --> 00:11:41,552 - You don't have to give me any money. - Come on. How much? 208 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:43,375 Hundred dollars? 209 00:11:43,922 --> 00:11:45,872 Oh, be serious. 210 00:11:47,829 --> 00:11:48,905 Five 211 00:11:49,118 --> 00:11:50,394 hundred 212 00:11:50,864 --> 00:11:53,393 thou- Fifty dollars? 213 00:11:53,774 --> 00:11:59,295 I get it. You don't want any money, and now I've just insulted you, haven't I? 214 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,834 Why do I always do that to you? 215 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:06,024 Look, here's my number, and if you wanna call me, call me. 216 00:12:06,245 --> 00:12:08,231 But if not, I understand. 217 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,397 Damn me. 218 00:12:25,284 --> 00:12:26,738 Oh, hi. 219 00:12:28,651 --> 00:12:31,051 - Grey Lincoln, right? - Yes. 220 00:12:31,312 --> 00:12:33,972 You know, I was in the parking lot, and I was rushing in. 221 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:38,661 We're having a problem with my elderly father's dialysis. 222 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:40,996 And when I got in, I thought: 223 00:12:41,205 --> 00:12:43,404 "Oh, my God. That woman probably thinks I cut her off. " 224 00:12:43,616 --> 00:12:45,897 So I wanted to come and apologise to you. 225 00:12:46,111 --> 00:12:48,013 Well, thank you. That's very nice. 226 00:12:48,231 --> 00:12:50,973 We've had some kidney problems in my family too. 227 00:12:52,055 --> 00:12:53,923 - What? - Dialysis? 228 00:12:56,129 --> 00:12:59,073 - Okay. Have a happy Thanksgiving. - So those are chestnuts, huh? 229 00:12:59,288 --> 00:13:02,232 - Is that for your stuffing? - Yes, fresh chestnut stuffing. 230 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,523 I make it every year. 231 00:13:03,778 --> 00:13:08,803 Oh, that's funny. I usually do mine with liquorice. 232 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,884 Liquorice? That's unusual. 233 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:14,249 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 234 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,910 So you do yours with chestnuts. What else do you put in there? 235 00:13:18,119 --> 00:13:23,724 Well, saut�ed onions, butter, celery, a little broth. It's pretty simple, really. 236 00:13:23,981 --> 00:13:27,552 Yeah, right. Who said stuffing had to be complicated, right? 237 00:13:27,805 --> 00:13:29,046 Yeah. 238 00:13:29,593 --> 00:13:32,832 So, what quantity of chestnuts do you put in yours? 239 00:13:33,168 --> 00:13:36,691 - Well, I- - Just to compare. 240 00:13:36,909 --> 00:13:41,024 Well, it's two cups of halved chestnuts, makes enough for- 241 00:13:41,565 --> 00:13:45,005 For 15 people. Well, it's been nice speaking with you. 242 00:13:46,387 --> 00:13:49,580 Are those your recipes? That is gorgeous lamination work. 243 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,617 I was thinking about doing that to mine. 244 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,029 Can I see them? 245 00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:56,230 - What? - Your cards. 246 00:13:56,489 --> 00:13:58,853 - I don't think so. - Okay, what is wrong with you? 247 00:13:59,066 --> 00:14:00,390 They're just recipes. 248 00:14:00,646 --> 00:14:02,549 Yes, but they're my recipes. 249 00:14:02,807 --> 00:14:06,212 Well, could you give me something? A pie filling, anything? 250 00:14:06,465 --> 00:14:08,416 Well, perhaps if I'd found a parking spot sooner, 251 00:14:08,627 --> 00:14:10,862 I might have more time to help you out. 252 00:14:11,662 --> 00:14:16,060 Please, you don't understand. I have to cook for ten people. 253 00:14:16,276 --> 00:14:18,262 And I don't cook. 254 00:14:18,479 --> 00:14:20,098 Oh, fine. 255 00:14:20,308 --> 00:14:22,791 Fine. You know what, I'm glad I took your parking spot. 256 00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:25,788 And your lamination work sucks. 257 00:14:38,973 --> 00:14:41,917 Hey there. How you doing? 258 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,664 - Fine. - What are you, a Korean fellow? 259 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:47,448 No, I'm Irish. 260 00:14:47,703 --> 00:14:49,240 Beautiful country. Never been there. 261 00:14:49,449 --> 00:14:52,393 Question for you. Where do you keep the good yams? 262 00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:54,104 What? 263 00:14:54,313 --> 00:14:56,263 I know how it goes, I worked in markets. 264 00:14:56,474 --> 00:14:58,507 You keep the good ones in back for the VIPs. 265 00:14:58,761 --> 00:15:00,498 There's nothing in back that's not out here. 266 00:15:00,714 --> 00:15:03,375 We're not holding out on the yams. 267 00:15:03,998 --> 00:15:07,191 Hey, pal. Between you, me and the lamppost here, 268 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,228 I know you got the big ones in the back. 269 00:15:09,486 --> 00:15:11,885 - You're gonna mash them up, right? - Yeah. 270 00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:15,054 If you're gonna mash them up, then it doesn't matter how big they are. 271 00:15:15,306 --> 00:15:19,242 Well, if it doesn't matter, why don't you bring a few of them out here, smarty? 272 00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:21,868 You know what? You're right. 273 00:15:33,638 --> 00:15:35,044 Now that's a yam. 274 00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:40,153 How the hell do I know this guy? 275 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:42,240 Is he on my delivery route? 276 00:15:42,451 --> 00:15:44,484 Did we go to camp together? 277 00:15:44,696 --> 00:15:47,557 Did I go through some kind of phase? 278 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,930 - Slow down. Slow down. - Why? 279 00:15:50,141 --> 00:15:51,962 I'm following this woman. 280 00:15:52,178 --> 00:15:54,839 I'm copying her shopping list, item by item. 281 00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:03,973 I'll just figure out how to put it all together when I get home. 282 00:16:08,307 --> 00:16:10,625 Hey, hon, do you have your cell phone on you? 283 00:16:10,843 --> 00:16:11,954 Yeah, yeah, it's in my purse. 284 00:16:12,173 --> 00:16:14,656 I just realised, I have the guy's number on me. 285 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,365 I could call him at home right now. 286 00:16:16,621 --> 00:16:18,442 I'd get his machine, find out what his name is. 287 00:16:18,658 --> 00:16:20,195 I am brilliant. 288 00:16:20,404 --> 00:16:22,556 Were those raisins? 289 00:16:33,998 --> 00:16:35,535 Hello? 290 00:16:40,358 --> 00:16:43,349 Oh, hi. I just got a crank call. 291 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,793 Hey, watch this. Star 69. 292 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,714 You just called me? 293 00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:08,038 Well, yeah, just to tell you that there's a special on Desenex in aisle two. 294 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:11,698 No, no, no. You thought you were calling my machine. 295 00:17:11,951 --> 00:17:13,902 You were gonna leave one of your little messages. 296 00:17:14,113 --> 00:17:16,939 If you've got something to say to me, at least have the guts to say it. 297 00:17:17,147 --> 00:17:20,008 - I don't have anything to say. - I thought you'd changed. 298 00:17:20,265 --> 00:17:23,008 - Hey, I have changed. - Come on. You're exactly the same. 299 00:17:23,217 --> 00:17:26,291 You put on that goofy smile to cover up your sneaky little hidden agenda. 300 00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:27,736 I don't have an agenda, okay? 301 00:17:27,956 --> 00:17:31,609 Maybe you ought to get off your little high horse there... fella. 302 00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,731 Okay, here we go again. Come on, dump it on me. 303 00:17:33,942 --> 00:17:36,602 All that bile, all that venom, just put it on me. 304 00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:38,796 Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you? You know what? 305 00:17:39,013 --> 00:17:43,707 I'm not getting sucked in again. Once was enough. Or twice, whatever. 306 00:17:44,251 --> 00:17:47,490 - How do you live with yourself? - Just fine, thank you very much. 307 00:17:47,743 --> 00:17:49,894 I'm gonna stop putting myself through this. I'm gonna go. 308 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,566 - Fine. Go. Please. - Fine. 309 00:17:51,775 --> 00:17:53,146 - Fine. - Fine. 310 00:17:53,355 --> 00:17:55,506 Oh, man. 311 00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:09,482 Would you stop following me? 312 00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:14,013 I'm not following you, I'm just shopping. It's a free country. 313 00:18:33,803 --> 00:18:36,628 No, no, no. Excuse me. Excuse- Damn. 314 00:18:43,031 --> 00:18:44,650 Spicy sausage nugget? 315 00:18:44,902 --> 00:18:47,053 I've been called worse. 316 00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:53,746 - You're quite a cook. - Oh, well, thank you. 317 00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:57,405 So... how long you been in our country? 318 00:19:26,888 --> 00:19:27,880 Hey. 319 00:19:28,093 --> 00:19:29,748 - Just keep walking. Keep walking. - What? 320 00:19:29,964 --> 00:19:30,956 - You! - Just keep going. 321 00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:32,162 Give me my cart back. 322 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,032 You stole her cart? 323 00:19:34,246 --> 00:19:36,361 I did not steal it. She doesn't own anything in here. 324 00:19:36,615 --> 00:19:38,933 - Give me my cart. - But you don't understand. 325 00:19:39,151 --> 00:19:41,302 I promised my father a home-cooked meal. 326 00:19:41,562 --> 00:19:43,465 Well, yes, I have some plans for Thanksgiving, 327 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,342 but nothing I can't get out of. 328 00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:48,253 What'd you have in mind? 329 00:19:48,504 --> 00:19:50,620 You are sick. 330 00:19:54,116 --> 00:19:56,350 Yeah, nice sweater. 331 00:19:57,525 --> 00:19:59,227 She offered to cook for me. 332 00:19:59,437 --> 00:20:01,258 In her apartment. 333 00:20:01,516 --> 00:20:03,667 I've never had a Dutch woman. 334 00:20:05,007 --> 00:20:07,572 Dad, I went through hell for you today, 335 00:20:07,793 --> 00:20:12,356 so either you're gonna enjoy a lovely Thanksgiving dinner with us, 336 00:20:12,573 --> 00:20:14,606 or I'm gonna have to put you in a home. 337 00:20:15,899 --> 00:20:17,010 Point taken. 338 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,054 - These okay? - Perfect. 339 00:20:23,672 --> 00:20:24,700 Hey. 340 00:20:28,079 --> 00:20:29,733 Come on. 341 00:20:29,949 --> 00:20:34,182 This is stupid. I'm sorry, okay? 342 00:20:36,559 --> 00:20:38,261 I'm sorry too. 343 00:20:39,926 --> 00:20:42,409 I guess we both just got carried away. 344 00:20:42,878 --> 00:20:44,699 What else is new, huh? 345 00:20:47,243 --> 00:20:49,145 Listen, if you don't have any other plans, 346 00:20:49,363 --> 00:20:51,514 why don't you come to Thanksgiving at my house? 347 00:20:51,732 --> 00:20:53,186 - Really? - Yeah. 348 00:20:54,143 --> 00:20:56,046 I love you, man. 349 00:20:57,552 --> 00:20:59,833 I'm pretty sure I love you too. 350 00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:04,609 - So you need the address? - Right. 351 00:21:05,575 --> 00:21:06,603 I'll see you there. 352 00:21:08,194 --> 00:21:11,634 Okay. See you there... friend. 353 00:21:15,469 --> 00:21:17,998 Hey, Moose. 354 00:21:19,252 --> 00:21:20,658 Hey, how'd you get behind us? 355 00:21:20,914 --> 00:21:23,479 I don't know. It's just the way things are going. 356 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,402 Hey, could I get up ahead of you guys? 357 00:21:26,859 --> 00:21:29,519 - We were kind of in a rush here. - Yeah, we got things to do. 358 00:21:31,847 --> 00:21:34,508 Price check on lovely Thanksgiving dinner. 359 00:21:51,302 --> 00:21:54,873 Oh, excuse me. Where do you keep the good yams? 360 00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:57,867 - Wait here. - Okay. 361 00:22:04,314 --> 00:22:05,341 Here you go, Mr. Osmond. 362 00:22:07,265 --> 00:22:08,719 Thank you.